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Sprocket Holed - November 2006

Ultraviolet

November 18th 2006 00:58
Well, here’s a surprise. Not just straight to video, a month after release and it’s already in the bargain bin. Released in the shadow of the almighty disaster that was “Aeon Flux”, this is a movie that nobody wanted. Heavy on the computed generated imaging and scripted like a Playstation game, my expectations could not have been lower. I am sure yours aren’t much higher. Let’s see if we can change that.

Milla Jovovich has always been a favourite of mine so I’m going to ignore the fact that she’s in it. I mean, it would just be too easy for me to fill up space with a couple of thousand words singing her praises. She looks good, she kicks arse and her acting is always strong. Let’s leave it at that. Besides, remember how she kicked the shit out of the zombie dog in “Resident Evil”?. Who is going to mess with that?


Instead, we should deal with the central issue of concern. Film adaptations of computer games have invariably trod a difficult path. Despite the fact that computer games play on the same screen as your DVDs, it doesn’t mean they instantly make for good cinema. Should we just be kind and state the obvious, computer game designers are yet to be recipients of any major literary prizes. The medium demands bitty action and minimal sub plot. It makes for dreary cinema.

Many films have recently been accused of being like computer games. The tedious “Aliens Versus Predators” flick did exactly what it said on the box but, if it was copying a computer game, it wasn’t the kind of game that would meet the approval of even the most easily pleased ten year old.

“Ultraviolet” is not an adaptation of a computer game. It is a science fiction action film made in the style of a computer game and it works. I pray to who ever is listening that nobody makes a habit of doing this but I can live with this one experiment. They don’t use the V word but Milla has been infected by some kind of disease that turned her into a vampire like creature. The humans are ruled by a neo fascist medical religious elite. Vampires and Humans fight a blood war and it looks like the humans have found a new weapon to finish it. It’s not much of a plot but it is enough to be working with. There is, however, enough political sub text, social commentary and human interaction to escape the more dire tendencies of the genre.


The art and set design along with the cinematography is inspired with a particular eye for symmetry and the use of a centre screen vanishing point. The coordination of colour and costume succeeds in not only effortlessly creating atmosphere but also provides clear visual clues that aid narrative through what could otherwise be a confusing world.

The action is extraordinary. Liberated from all laws of physics, car chases and fights leave the horizontal for the vertical and, for once, we go with it. When the movie begins the cityscape looks cartoonish but, once we become acclimatised, action we would normally dismiss as impossible becomes far more probable. Strangely, it is the absence of photorealism that achieves this. Where as the recent “Aeon Flux” was ponderous and cold, this is fast and surprisingly touching. It also manages one or two good laughs along the way.

Creatively, this is an interesting collaboration between Eastern and Western film makers. Filmed on location in Shanghai, that city’s sky line is treated and animated and combined with the imagined. It represents a genuine attempt to meld styles as opposed to slavish (if failed) mimicry. Even the martial arts employed manage to combine a variety of influences both oriental and occidental.

Not everyone is going to like it but I did. However – I’ll let you in on a secret – I almost didn’t give it a look. Having been bitten a few times on the arse by these things I was fighting a little shy. It’s certainly better than “Underworld” or “Resident Evil”, the films you are most likely to mistake it for through marketing. It’ll be a two dollar rental in no time and I think you’ll be surprised. This could be a cult movie just waiting to happen.
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The Winner

November 18th 2006 00:56
A decade and a half before Tarantino “invented” his twisted worlds of quirky lateral dialogue and equally quirky protagonists, there was Alex Cox. Conspiracy theorists point to the bizarre similarities between “Straight to Hell” and “Pulp Fiction” but you know conspiracy theorists. I’m looking at the suits and I’m looking at the black guy. I’m listening to the pop culture references. The only thing that blows the idea out of the water is the fact that only three people went to the movies to see “Straight to Hell” and I was one of them.

Alex was a whole lot more quirky, anarchic and political. He admired the films that everyone else hated. When given the job of presenting cult movies on Britain’s BBC2, he stuck on “Django” and sung the praises of Dennis Hopper’s “The Last Movie”. “Repo Man” and “Sid and Nancy” managed to convince the establishment that he had talent. “Straight to Hell” was mistaken for a self indulgent piss up by those who didn’t understand what he was doing. After “Walker”, his fourth movie, he was all but black listed by Hollywood because his historic adventure went out of its way to draw parallels with American foreign policy. If you did miss the point, the cavalry rolled up in helicopters.

Cox went to Mexico and made the brilliant Spanish language film “The Highway Patrolman.” It has only been recently that he seems to have found a way to make films again. Where “The Winner” fits into this saga, I have no idea. I’ve gone through the bios and a pile of reviews and I’ve come up with nothing: just a DVD I picked up by chance starring Michael Madsen, Vincent D’Onofrio, Billy Bob Thornton and Rebecca DeMornay. It is not the kind of thing you would leave off of your fairly thin resume.

There can be no doubt that it is Cox’s film and this could easily be an immediate follow up to “Repo Man”. His style is more distinctive than the Coens or Lynch and here he is in a particularly playful mood. Within moments of the film beginning, he has pastiched the opening of “Once Upon a Time in the West” and introduced us to a female lounge singer playing to the strains of a really cheap Casio. There is a long succession of outrageous tracking shots that suggest an overdose of Orson Welles’ “Touch of Evil”. The camera work is especially brave in this film. It often left my jaw scraping on the floor in disbelief that someone could kick so hard against the prevailing trends of short scenes and fast editing.

D’Onofrio plays a man with the power to win at Roulette every Sunday. Everybody wants his money. They plot to steal it yet inexplicably they cannot help but like the guy. The crosses, double crosses and triple crosses begin to mount up until all that is left is honesty.

Coming out of nowhere as this did, I would personally say that this is one of my happier finds of late. After one viewing, I know that this will become a favourite of mine.

I hope you’ll at least give it its day in court.
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River's Edge

November 18th 2006 00:55
“River’s Edge” is one of those films that has quietly earned its place amongst the modern classics. If you’ve seen it, you’ll know why. If you haven’t, it about time that you did. It is not a pleasant film. It does what it does very well but what it does isn’t very nice. Worst still, it is apparently based on a true story with the writer using his ex school friends as models for the characters. The result is an unpleasant realism that we know exists around us but try to forget about at every available opportunity.

Samson, a dumb jock lunk of a boy, murders a fellow student and leaves her naked body by the river. If he had a reason for doing it, it won’t make much sense to anyone in the audience. It seems to boil down to a simple reason and that is that he could. He boasts to his dumb ass friends that he’s done it. He convinces them to go and see the body. They react numbly, more concerned about keeping Samson out of jail than the fact that one of their friends is dead.

“She’s gone. He’s still here”, rationalises Crispin Glover’s character. It is an utterly star making performance. He even steals scenes from Dennis Hopper as his character finally finds the level of excitement he has dreamed of his whole life. It’s his movie from the moment he hits the screen. You’d think it would be starring roles from here on out but, as most of you are thinking the Creepy Thin Man from Charlie’s Angels, you know how that turned out.

Keanu Reeves almost convinces you that he knows how to act but, as his character admits to barely knowing how to feel anything, it is difficult to tell. Keanu’s Matt is the only guy in the film who finds murdering your friends to be something morally questionable. His decision to secretly phone the police will throw the whole social order out of whack particularly since he has been overheard by his dead shit of a brother.

Definitely worth spending a night in for.


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Return of the Evil Dead

November 18th 2006 00:53
“Return of the Evil Dead” has nothing to do with Sam Raimi’s log cabin classics. It is the second instalment in the “Blind Dead” series. Never heard of it? Well, I’m not surprised. The list of legendary Spanish Horror films is not a long one and most libraries leave it locked up in the back room somewhere. Director Amando de Ossorio may be a legend but only to a select few.

His monsters may be rubbery, his amputations absurdly staged, his plots hackneyed and his heroes slow on the uptake (The zombies are blind – maybe they should try being really quiet) but de Ossorio knows a thing or two about atmosphere. When a film is this cheap, it is quite a surprise to find you have worked yourself up to the edge of your seat. It is good to be reminded of that feeling of why you liked horror films in the first place. It has nothing to do with believable effects. It is just plain fun to be scared


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A Bittersweet Life

November 18th 2006 00:47
Sun-woo is a mid level gangster in South Korea. He is good at what he does, having at his disposal all the style and poise we have come to expect from a Mafia recruitment poster boy. If there is trouble at the restaurant he fronts, he solves it with swift cool headed brutality that neither messes up his hair or spoils the line of his suit.

His Boss trusts him almost like a son and, when the Boss goes to a conference, he sets Sun-woo a task. The Boss has been having it off with a young Cello player but he suspects she is having an affair. If she is, Sun-woo must deal with her and lover boy in the most permanent way possible. The film teases us with the cliche you are expecting from this well worn plot but turns to a different path. Despite how careful she is, Sun-woo eventually catches her with her lover and - seemingly inexplicably - he lets them live, telling them not to see eachother again and what will happen if they do. It is from this point on, we are reminded of how no good deed goes unpunished


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2001 Maniacs

November 18th 2006 00:44
“2001 Maniacs” is more a remake than a sequel of Herschell Gordon Lewis’ trash classic Two Thousand Maniacs. It cost several million dollars more than it’s predecessor. It has better effects, better actors, better scripting and better pacing. Produced by Boaz Yakin, Scott Spiegel and Eli Roth, it – unsurprisingly – comes off as a comic book version of “Hostel”. Even less surprisingly, it shares many of that films faults and couldn’t hold a second hand birthday cake candle up to the original.

Filling your film with unlikeable shit heads as potential victims will not improve your movie. The fact that you want these guys to die horribly only helps if you kill them quickly enough that we don’t have to listen to them speak. All the best murders have been stolen from better movies but have been executed in ways that leave little room for basic physics but make things nice and easy for the CGI department


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Island of Fire

November 18th 2006 00:42
Back in the early nineties, Ringo Lam made “City on Fire”, a film that miraculously ripped off Tarantino’s “Reservoir Dogs” some years before Quentin had even managed to put pen to paper. It was so successful that, even as Mr T continued his day job in the video store, a sort of sequel was made called “Prison on Fire”. I don’t know exactly where “Island of Fire” fits into this equation but this prison epic stars Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung and Andy Lau and they are all dubbed pretty badly.

Actually, it goes beyond badly and enters the territory of war crimes. Rather than lock these actors up, I would probably round up the low lives from post production and lock them in the studio until they work out how to do a better job


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City of the Dead

November 18th 2006 00:40
Firstly, may I just say that an isolated village forgotten by time does not a city make. If you are going to call a movie “City of the Dead”, one expects a city. Lucio Fulci did the same thing with “City of the Living Dead” but I suppose “Semi rural outer suburb of the Living Dead" doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Made in black and white, this is kind of an occult chiller version of Psycho with Norman Bates replaced by a three hundred year old coven of witches; here’s one I burned earlier. Christopher Lee plays a nasty college professor teaching witchcraft to a group of bubble gum chewing fifties delinquents. If any of them show any interest, he recommends a research trip to the village where their sacrifice keeps the coven going for another season


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The Emperor and the Assassin

November 18th 2006 00:37
Sometimes, reading Sprocket Holed, you might think that every obscure Asian film I pick up is just wrapped in a special veneer of greatness. You’d think that the directors of the East could do no wrong. Well, of course, that’s not true and heres a case in point.

“The Emperor and the Assassin” has sumptuous set and costume design. It has an epic scale that hasn’t been seen in Western cinema since the Nineteen Sixties. The only thing it doesn’t have is a suitable sense of narrative story telling to pull its bold ambitions off. Portrayed as a man emotionally ill equipped for the destiny chosen for him, the man who will be Emperor walks through the film like he’s in shell shock. If you gave this guy the keys to the local bread shop he’d be knocking back Valium before lunchtime. You would have to rate the chances of him uniting the ancient Kingdoms into a single nation as slim at best. He’d have to learn to stop dragging his jaw along the ground for a start


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May

November 18th 2006 00:34
I’ll be honest with you. I’ve seen a lot of low budget horror films come and go. For every “Blair Witch Project”, there are a hundred lesser wannabes. Years ago, it seemed like you couldn’t go to the cinema without tripping over the next “Evil Dead” or “Basketcase”. These days, there’s so much crap going straight out to DVD that the new classics are thin on the ground.

When I saw “May” hit the racks, I didn’t give at a first, let alone a second glance. So convinced was I that this was going to be more tedious hack, it completely failed to register. It wasn’t until my friend John Doe wrote such a glowing review that I even thought about watching it. Go check out his site


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Dig!

November 11th 2006 01:03
The old saying used to go “show me a boy who does not want to be a rock star and I’ll show you a liar.” I can’t remember who it was who said it but it did have enough of a ring of truth about it to stick in my mind. As this is the first film I have seen that really shows both the possibilities and probabilities of participating in “the business”, I guess this is a film that every boy should see. And every girl, too, of course.

It is often true that great bands arrive in pairs or cliches or movements. People have similar interests and influences. The spirit of competition and mutual admiration propels them to the dizzy creative heights that loners seldom achieve. Genius does not occur in a vacuum because the real difference between genius and madness is the ability to communicate an idea. Additionally, the loner must constantly re-invent wheels that others take for granted. Humanity survives on communication and cross fertilisation. Alone, we are the frailest of beasts


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Baba Yaga

November 11th 2006 01:00
Kicking through the cheap shops, I came across a DVD called “Kiss Me, Kill Me” by Umberto Lenzi. Now Lenzi is one of those directors you call interesting rather than heap praise upon. I had heard that his late sixties giallos were rather good and this looked like a good opportunity to investigate.

The print was a dreadful video to DVD pan and scan transfer. I can handle that. There was a time you could only get movies like this on fifteenth generation pirate copies and this, at least, was an improvement on that. The dubbing was awful but that is really par for the course. When the director’s name came up and it wasn’t “Umberto Lenzi”, I didn’t panic. It was pretty common practice for Italian directors to have their names changed on international releases


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Rock'n'Roll High School

November 11th 2006 00:58
It starts off dumb, pretty much exactly the kind of film you’d expect Roger Corman to produce in the shadow of the success of “Animal House”. Just so long as you are not having your head stuffed down a toilet or being imprisoned in a gym locker, life is fairly good. Well, everyone wants to have sex with the people who don’t want to have sex with them but that’s hardly an experience limited to high school.

The old principal has been driven insane and the remaining staff members are utterly ineffectual in the face of their teenage charges. Come to think of it, it is a fairly accurate portrait of High School life. Fortunately, rebel student Riff Randell (played by PJ Soles) loves the Ramones and takes every opportunity she can to hot wire the school public address system and belt out a couple of songs. It is a testament to The Ramones that, whenever their music is played, the film immediately lifts itself above mediocrity. I think that, if they had chosen any other band, the film would have stunk up the screen. It is no surprise that these boys still adorn several million T-shirts


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Judge Dredd

November 11th 2006 00:56
Being a huge fan of the weekly comic book 2000AD, I remember being at the cinema for the first public showing of this film in London. The atmosphere was electric. The morning sun had barely risen above the façade of the Odeon in Leicester Square. Despite the fact that it was still earlier than most of us were used to waking up (for some it was pretty much near our bed time), all the freaks had come out to play. Judge Dredd was a strange kind of hero given the fact that he was basically a Nazi icon emerging at a time when was sliding into Fascism under the heel of Margaret Thatcher. Still, the freaks loved our Dredd. He wore cool clothes and the comic strip was bursting with freaky characters like the fat bastards who used “Belly Wheels” in order to move. Although he was a fascist scumbag, his fascism at least served an ideal of justice and there was enough irony soaked into the pages for us to see the joke.

So how did the film go down? Shall we say that Stallone was not the most popular choice for Dredd. The fan base figured we should have held out for Clint and that was it. Comic fans can be very over protective. It wasn’t going too badly until Stallone pulled off his helmet. Well, we didn’t want to see that. Dredd never took his helmet off but, if he ever did, the last thing we would want to see is fucking Rambo staring out at us. There were audible groans in the auditorium. Despite appearances from the Angel Gang and an ABC Warrior, nothing would lift our spirits. Judge Dredd was just another dreary special effects action movie and not the divine vision we had imagined


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Seven Swords

November 11th 2006 00:54
For those of us sorry souls who cant speak Cantonese, a hunt for Asian movies can be a difficult thing. You can wander into Chinatown and be hit by a barrage of titles but even a title written in English doesn’t guarantee appropriate sub titles. When sub titles are present, they are often poorly translated and very confusing. Still, the hunt is worthwhile for genre addicts like myself; particularly when you find something as wonderful as “Seven Swords”.

Tsui Hark is one of my favourite directors and seeing his name above the titles didn’t hurt my decision to buy. Happily, the (double) disc was a great transfer and the titling was good. Better yet, the film itself is the absolute dog’s bollocks


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Blood and Black Lace

November 11th 2006 00:51
And here, for good or ill, is the point where slasher films start. Director Mario Bava creates so many new lighting tricks, camera moves that it is impossible to keep count. I think it is fair to say that, without this film, Dario Argento would have been a very different director and John Carpenter would never have had the big hit “Halloween” to hang a career off of.

The bad news is that both Argento and Carpenter took this ball and ran with it. Compared to their work, this film is – quite frankly – dated and dreary. And let’s not talk about age. “Halloween” and “Deep Red” both still thrill today and they’re getting on to be thirty years old a piece. Argento’s “Cat’o’Nine Tails” was only made a couple of years after “Blood and Black Lace” and it stands up just fine


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