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Targets

December 30th 2006 02:59
“Targets” is a rare beast in the world of cinema. It is smartly and knowingly written to a standard that these days we only see in the work of Charlie Kaufman. Mixing realities into a fictional story is dangerous ground especially when it involves a movie showing elements of movie making. The spectre of naval gazing can lay heavy on the final film but, fortunately, there is enough wit here to carry the day.

Boris Karloff plays horror star Byron Orloff, an actor who wants to retire. He feels like a dinosaur in a world where real life violence makes his career of Victorian melodrama look absurd. A young director named Sammy (played by the film’s director Peter Bogdanovich) claims he has a script that will turn around everybody’s perception of him. Orloff is resistant, planning on doing one final personal appearance and being done with it. Orloff’s fall from grace is so complete that that appearance is to be held at a drive-in movie theatre. Who could blame the legend for wanting out of the game?

Meanwhile, an all American boy is going nuts in the sterile world of suburbia. The family home is a nightmare of mediocrity but he just keeps on smiling – smiling and collecting guns. His only release is shooting cans with his monstrous father (a man he still calls sir) but soon cans will not be enough.

This character is drawn from elements of the life of Charles Whitman. Whitman climbed to the top of a Texas clock tower and proceeded to take pot shots at passers by. This film is filled with tiny details from the case that just add to the creepiness. This is real horror made all the more horrible by its banality.

The two stories move towards their inevitable connection at the personal appearance with the kind of seat gripping tension modern film makers have all but forgotten. Apparently, Bogdanovitch was told by producer Roger Corman that he had two days with Karloff, a pile of stock footage and a week to shoot other actors; go make a movie. There can’t be many film makers who could have come up with such an elegant solution given those ingredients. The fact that he made a modern classic out of such adversity is even more amazing.


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Rockers

December 30th 2006 02:57
“Rockers” is a low budget Jamaican movie based around the edges of the music industry. Its story telling is primitive, its acting is woeful and its direction is barely existent. Its subtitles merely clarify the words that are spoken but offer nothing by way of translation. And yet, it is a great film to watch.

The music is fantastic and you can quite happily watch this film as a series of performances from the top talents of Reggae music. Too often, when you see music on film, the film maker has no faith in what he or she is shooting. Rather than see strength in the actual performance, the music is “enhanced” by lightening fast editing. Well, here is a film that realises the music on the screen is good enough to risk an extended shot.

However, the real eye opener is in the fictional part of the film. You cannot help but feel you are in the company of real people doing real things. These aren’t just some dumb sets, the camera has just been set up in Trenchtown and left to run. Maybe it is just because their world is so alien to ours both in location and time that it becomes so fascinating to watch. Maybe not. There is just so much joy and flash that you can’t help but involve yourself in the story.

What’s the story? Horsemouth begs and borrows to get a bike so he can distribute records. The bike is stolen by a gang run by a corrupt business man. Horsemouth takes his bike back and is beaten up for his troubles. The community gets together to make things right. See, I told you there wasn’t much of a story.

However, when your speakers start pumping out Peter Tosh’s “Stepping Razor” to a montage of everyone joining up to take their final revenge, you’ll become a believer. It isn’t nearly as good as Jimmy Cliff’s “The Harder They Come” but you can’t have everything. You should, however, take a chance and rent this instead of insulting yourself with the latest vacuous Hollywood blockbuster.
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Innocent Blood

December 30th 2006 02:55
“Innocent Blood” isn’t one of those films that has joined anyone’s all time classic list. I admit that I turned my nose up at it when it came out. It was barely released because, at the time, the screen was clogged up by third rate vampire comedies. I didn’t go to see it and I don’t think anyone I knew went to see it. I certainly never heard anyone say a good word about it.

Well, let me turn that around. Having recently seen John Landis’ “Masters of Horror” episode “Deer Woman”, I was up for a little bit of hunt through the back catalogue. Okay, first off, Anne Parillaud (AKA La Femme Nikita) plays the vampire. Why that little fact isn’t plastered in big letters over posters and dvd covers is beyond me. She plays a “good” vampire who is a little fussy about her food. She only eats bad guys.

Unfortunately, circumstances spiral out of control when she fails to destroy the body of latest victim, mob boss Sally (played by Robert Loggia). Sally turns and pretty soon he’s got plans to make an undead Mafia that’ll really teach those other crime families a lesson.

The comedy is as black as it comes. Those without a sense of humour may wonder why their friends are laughing. This film is kinky and perverse and a whole lot of fun. Remember when you saw “Blues Brothers” for the first time and, when it was over you just wanted to watch it again (or was that just me)? I wanted to watch it again and not just because Anne Parillaud takes her clothes off. I want to catch all the little bits I probably missed first time through. I want to see Sam Raimi playing a mob butcher. I want to see Don Rickles play a bloodsucking vampire lawyer. I want! I want! I want! Next time you are in Big W and see this in the five dollar bin, pick up a copy and give it a home.

You will thank me for this sage advice.
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Italian Horror Movies (An overview)

December 27th 2006 04:38
Just as with Spaghetti Westerns, Spaghetti splatter falls into those over used categories: the good, the bad and the ugly. Okay. I’ll be honest with you. There isn’t a whole lot of space left in the bad category, the good have plenty of room to stretch their legs and ugliness is pretty much the whole point here.

The best directors working in the genre have always filled their work with the feel of a dream. The worst directors have mistaken this as a justification for not employing a decent script writer… or any script writer. The quality of acting is scarcely of concern as the piss poor job of dubbing is guaranteed to put off virtually any viewer


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Burial Ground

December 27th 2006 04:35
Also known as “The Nights of Terror”, there is something incredibly perverse about “Burial Ground”. I’m given to understand that it would have been against Italian law to allow a child to act in a film such as this but the film maker’s solution is perhaps the most revolting thing about this fairly revolting film.

I believe that political correctness demands I grapple for an appropriate phrase to describe the actor employed. Vertically challenged? Person of diminished stature? Let’s try impossibly ugly middle aged dwarf thing endlessly repeating the word “Mama” in the vague hope that someone might believe he is a child. Besides, no matter how old this child is supposed to be in the film, something that size doesn’t constantly demand access to the breast of Mama, even if she is Mariangela Giordano


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Baise Moi

December 27th 2006 04:32
Some films are easier to write about than others. “Baise Moi” (Translated variously as “Kiss Me”, “Rape me” or – more accurately “Fuck Me”) was never going to fit in the easy category. Banned in its native France (a feat that takes some doing), controversy has dogged it at every step. In Australia, it was shown for a couple of days before being banned and withdrawn.

Wrapped in numb nihilism, it shocks at every turn. Clearly, it is a political film. Unlike many exploitation films in this genre that often (falsely) boast feminist credentials, this is a film written and directed by women; Virginie Despentes and Coralie Trinh Thi. The cover, however, boasts phrases like “actual penetration” and “graphic hardcore” as distributors try to make their porn buck on the side. I find it hard to believe that anyone could find its contents in any way arousing. Perhaps I am just naive enough to hope nobody could find its contents arousing


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Return Of The Living Dead

December 1st 2006 06:15
Dan O’Bannon began his career with the script of John Carpenter’s “Dark Star”. Whilst that film didn’t set the world on fire commercially, it did become a bit of a cult classic with more than a bit of a whiff of dope smoke clinging to it. O’Bannon presumably returned to a darkened room, smoked some more and planned his next script whilst watching television.

Somehow, after watching “It! The Terror From Beyond Space”, he got the idea for “Alien.” Taking the former’s stupid plot and playing it straight, he managed to get a mob of Hollywood producers interested in the latter. Whilst this gang included Walter Hill, he wasn’t that interested in directing the script. He had a reputation to consider. Instead they managed to convince Ridley Scott to do it and he took the material very seriously. “Alien” is admirable because it plays it totally straight but, in someone else’s hands it could have been a very different film indeed. However, O’Bannon suddenly looked like a writer you could take seriously and it probably surprised him more than anybody


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Road Racers

December 1st 2006 06:12
Robert Rodriguez started his movie making career by selling his body to science. He took the five grand he received for the pleasure and made “El Miriachi”. Soon he would be making “Desperado” but first he wanted to see how you work a Hollywood movie machine. Offered full creative control by the Showtime Cable channel, he put together “Roadracers”. It’s a film I have always wanted to see but these cable films are virtually impossible to track down outside of the American market.

Well finally, thanks to those dubious DVDs you find floating around the under ten dollar bins, I have a copy. Okay, the picture has been over compressed so the blacks have a tendency to go a bit weird at times but what a joy this thing is. Imagine “American Graffiti “ if it had been driven by the pounding beat of Hot Rod, Link Wray Rockabilly instead of the popular hits of the era. The wait has been worthwhile. I love this movie


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A Hundred and One Great Horror Movies

December 1st 2006 06:02
ONE HUNDRED AND ONE GREAT HORROR FILMS

Forget pretending this is a “best of list”. I’ve been adding and dropping things for a week now and I’ve probably still left out all kinds of frighteningly obvious choices. You can, however, still feel free to argue away about what I should have included and what I should not. That’s part of the fun of doing something like this


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