Kelly WandCannibal: The Musical
October 29th 2006 03:47
Once upon a time, before “South Park” or “Team America”, before even the mighty “Orgasmo”, there was “Cannibal - the Musical.” Really, reviewing this film is a total waste of everyone’s time. It does exactly what it says on the box. Imagine “Ravenous” meets “Oklahoma” as done by the creative team who bought you Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Cartman. That’s the movie.
A group of miners head off into Colorado territory with an incompetent guide. The guide’s beloved horse leaves him for a group of trappers. The miners run short of food, sing songs about building snowmen and kill and eat each other.
All I can say is it really is as good as it sounds. The songs are rousing, the gore absurd and this tale of a man’s love for his horse gone bad has all the dubious double entendre you have come to expect from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. If you are going to like this film, I have sold it to you already. If not, why should I bother continuing telling you anything else. I’d just be wasting my breath.
The only warning I would wish to provide you with is this. If you are going to buy, go for the copy distributed by Stomp. An earlier version distributed by Tribe features a 16:9 projection of this 4:3 film. This means you get a little picture box in the middle of a big black screen.
A group of miners head off into Colorado territory with an incompetent guide. The guide’s beloved horse leaves him for a group of trappers. The miners run short of food, sing songs about building snowmen and kill and eat each other.
All I can say is it really is as good as it sounds. The songs are rousing, the gore absurd and this tale of a man’s love for his horse gone bad has all the dubious double entendre you have come to expect from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. If you are going to like this film, I have sold it to you already. If not, why should I bother continuing telling you anything else. I’d just be wasting my breath.
The only warning I would wish to provide you with is this. If you are going to buy, go for the copy distributed by Stomp. An earlier version distributed by Tribe features a 16:9 projection of this 4:3 film. This means you get a little picture box in the middle of a big black screen.
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