Kelly Wand"Redbelt" review
May 27th 2008 08:25
Mamet x Tim Allen getting punched in the face = me laughing. (A bit startling to realize that "Joe Somebody" was only one ingredient away from greatness.) For some reason, I liked to pretend that the watch in it was the same one Alec Baldwin told Ed Harris in "Glengarry" cost more than his Hyundai (spoiler alert).
Out of five thumbs, I hereby award "Redbelt": an A minus!*
(After you see it, riddle me these: 1) How did the jerk lawyer get a picture of the shell casing? Why didn't the cop just throw it away? and 2) What's our hero doing with a girlfriend who thinks his code of honor is useless, besides the fact that she's hot? He seems to put high value on inner hotness and she's a wretched shrike.**)
*Margin of error/sample size: 1.
**Oh, wait. She's the black marble. Got it.
Out of five thumbs, I hereby award "Redbelt": an A minus!*
(After you see it, riddle me these: 1) How did the jerk lawyer get a picture of the shell casing? Why didn't the cop just throw it away? and 2) What's our hero doing with a girlfriend who thinks his code of honor is useless, besides the fact that she's hot? He seems to put high value on inner hotness and she's a wretched shrike.**)
*Margin of error/sample size: 1.
**Oh, wait. She's the black marble. Got it.
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