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<title>March Madness: 10 Mesmerizing Movie Micro-Reviews</title>
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<description>I felt bad posting stuff I'd written about movies I'd seen that could be had for free on the quartertothree movie podcast delivered orally, so in the interest of delivering...</description>
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<title>Triple T: The Tourist, Tron Legacy, and True Grit Mashup Extravapalollercopterz in Low-Def 1D</title>
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<description>What do The Tourist, Tron Legacy, and True Grit all have in common besides letter T's and in some cases Jeff Bridges or gondolas? Nothing really. To wit, my "notes...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 07:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"The Social Network" review</title>
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<description>Michael Cera plays this Harvard nerd named Mark Eisenberg, who somehow scored a superhot girlfriend named Rooney Mara, but she keeps adding "s's" to words so they split up and...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 05:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Piranha 3D" review</title>
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<description>I've seen a pant-load of other movies lately, but since I'm about to see two more tomorrow and hate to waste anyone's time (that's not what blogging's about), I figured...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Summer 2010 Sprocketholed Movie Reviewappoloosa: Now With 25% Longer Blog-Post Titles!</title>
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<description>Tracking analysts (which as I understand it are soulless marketing wonks who predict how much money a movie will make in its opening weekend but, much like other astrologists, never...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 07:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sprocketholed Movie Reviews and Non Sequiturs May '010</title>
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<description>It's that magical time of the year again, by which for once I don't just mean an eternity and change since I last updated this space, but also the dawn...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 09:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Official Spring 2010 Non-Thoughts About Movies I've Seen And/Or Slept Through Lately</title>
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<description>Don't worry, I saw more movies and still have this blog, which have no fear I fully intend to continue updating until I'm no longer physically able to insist I'm...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Avatar" review</title>
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<description>Avatar is amazing to look at but not much to listen to. The visuals have a vibrant yet languid, almost narcotizing lushness, but it's hard to believe sometimes that this...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 08:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Xmas Movie Review Round-Up Sumthin Words Max-tacular Cubed</title>
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<description>I have a new excuse for not updating this beloved (by me, anyway) blog in a pushmi-pullyu's age in addition to my general trademark terribleness: I've somehow been rousted into...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Summer (and Early Autumn?!) Movie Roundup Review Blogtacular '09</title>
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<description>God, I am one terrible blogger. Maybe it has something to do with blogging not really being considered a deadline (or is it more like having a 24/7 deadline?). I'm...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"The Final Destination" review</title>
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<description>I know, I know...I really should be writing my Inglourious Basterds review, not least because A) I saw it first and 2) it's actually worth writing about. But I'm afraid...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"District 9" review</title>
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<description>I liked District 9 but didn't love it, which seems to place me in an obviously insane minority of one. (Except for Armond White, whose vocabulary makes me feel quite...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 09:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Bruno" review</title>
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<description>Bruno is a curiously disjointed but thoughtful documentary about a gay male Austrian fashion diva named Bruno I think I've seen on TV before but with different hair. The "u...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Drag Me To Hell" review</title>
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<description>Drag Me To Hell, Sam Raimi's long-awaited return to wacky horror after 22 years that felt like 63, is an atmospheric, laidback, amusing pastiche of Thinner meets The Ring by...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Star Trek" review</title>
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<description>I confess that I've never been much of a Trekkie. You read enough Iain Banks or Olaf Stapledon or even Vernor Vinge, and by comparison Trek's constant space-time anomalies (how...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 06:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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