Kelly WandSnakes on a Plane
August 22nd 2006 23:45
A night of being sick has taught me a few things:
(1) Going to the toilet all night is not fun.
(2) Duck and Mushroom noodles may include ingredients that my body may not be entirely happy with.
and
(3) Snakes on a Plane is not a movie I want to fork out good money to see.
Whilst clutching my guts all night, I wrapped myself up and attempted to watch television. What else could I do? A movie demands too much attention and my body had other more pressing concerns. As usual, most of the programs on offer were either completely offensive of terminally dreary. Then the ad came on.
It has snakes. They're on a plane. It's called "snakes on a plane". The focus group responsible for this idea should be terminated.
With Extreme prejudice.
Maybe it wasn't the duck after all.
(1) Going to the toilet all night is not fun.
(2) Duck and Mushroom noodles may include ingredients that my body may not be entirely happy with.
and
(3) Snakes on a Plane is not a movie I want to fork out good money to see.
Whilst clutching my guts all night, I wrapped myself up and attempted to watch television. What else could I do? A movie demands too much attention and my body had other more pressing concerns. As usual, most of the programs on offer were either completely offensive of terminally dreary. Then the ad came on.
It has snakes. They're on a plane. It's called "snakes on a plane". The focus group responsible for this idea should be terminated.
With Extreme prejudice.
Maybe it wasn't the duck after all.
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Comment by Bob Short
Now Sam is a pretty cool dude but even he couldn't save a film with a premise this bad.
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